Dear future boyfriend,
I’m sick of being let down. I’m sick of being told stupid lies. I’m tired of putting my trust into shady ass people. I’m tired of being an option instead of a priority. And thus, I hate relationships. I don’t know who is real and who just wants to get lucky. It’s confusing, and I really want a friend/lover who isn’t a complete dick but knows how to push my buttons without really pissing me off. Someone I can trust and will tell me the truth no matter what it is. I’m the type of girl who isn’t going to control you and make you hate being around me. Go fuck around with your friends. Drink, a lot or a little. Go to a fucking strip club. As long as you tell me and assuming I trust you, I know you wouldn’t do anything dumb. At the end of the day we’re together. But the moment you break that trust is the moment you loose me and I will never go back. Once I’m gone, I’m gone. I don’t play stupid games. That hard to get shit. No. Don’t do it, because I will not pursue you. It’s childish and stupid. If you like me, say so. I don’t want to have to interpret your feelings or decode a fucking text message. I want us to go on little adventures for the day. Watch movies. Play board games late at night. Watch info-mercials. Make pancakes and bacon. Lay in bed all day. Get a little too drunk. Piss each other off and then laugh about it. Tell stupid jokes. Make dumb faces. Get a puppy. Share secrets. Meet not only the immediate family, but be special enough to each other that we meet grandparents, aunts, uncles ect. Move in together and fight about closet space. Go walk through Ikea and pick out furniture, maybe argue about couches or something. Go home and fall asleep in your arms. Wake up next to you. Bubble baths together. Get a puppy and then maybe get married and have two boys. Buy a house with a big back yard. And then watch as our lives progress into more amazing stories.
Don’t let me down.